I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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