Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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