My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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