Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
