On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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