I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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