It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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