alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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