i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this will be a night to untag.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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