somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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