I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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