Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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