Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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