Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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