my being single is dangerous.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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