We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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