Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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