We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
