Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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