Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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