You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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