Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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