This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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