Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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