Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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