Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I deserve this hangover.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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