Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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