oh god the rape fog is back!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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