Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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