The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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