Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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