If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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