so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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