That's intense
nutella sex= disaster
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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