now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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