fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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