i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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