Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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