She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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