i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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