talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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