She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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