found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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