I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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