Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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