YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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