He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
they're like a gay fantastic four
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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