dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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