so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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