So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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