you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
